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Dredlok
LegalShet
Xlegion
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This always makes me laugh
Xlegion- Posts : 69
Join date : 2011-09-10
Age : 37
Location : Land of the Evil Mouse - Orlando, FL
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LegalShet- Posts : 22
Join date : 2011-09-11
Lol, WTF I'd probably get thrown around too
im only i think 5 feet barely lol
im only i think 5 feet barely lol
Xlegion- Posts : 69
Join date : 2011-09-10
Age : 37
Location : Land of the Evil Mouse - Orlando, FL
"Tripod" for the win! lol
Dredlok- Posts : 36
Join date : 2011-09-10
Age : 47
Location : Hawaiian Kingdom
Lol @ tripod. How'd you ever come across that page on Wikipedia? That's to funny....
Xlegion- Posts : 69
Join date : 2011-09-10
Age : 37
Location : Land of the Evil Mouse - Orlando, FL
I have a Canadian friend who mentioned something about it being a big (and controversial) event up there at college towns, so I thought I'd look it up. Truth is often funnier than fiction!Ibehawaiian wrote:Lol @ tripod. How'd you ever come across that page on Wikipedia? That's to funny....
mintberycrnch- Posts : 22
Join date : 2011-09-11
Age : 40
Location : Arizona
Imagine thinking with your buddies, "what should we do tonigh? I know lets go dwarf tossing."
Dredlok- Posts : 36
Join date : 2011-09-10
Age : 47
Location : Hawaiian Kingdom
Maybe we should all make this suggestion to the SL developers:
Next update will feature a raise in the level cap to level 36. A new plenet will open up (lvls 31-36) where the enemy will be an alien race made up of humanoid dwarves who's boned are reinforced with natural occurring carbon fiber and their fond of arrows dipped in a neuro-toxin that will stop your heart in seconds..... Anyway, the boss is a giant dwarf who throws regular sizes dwarves at you. This boss will drop 3 ultra-rare vanity pieces. All 3 pieces (vest, sleeve and legs) will be small enough to fit a dwarf so when you out it on it will look like you were trying to squeeze into a toddlers Halloween costume. The sleeves will only go up to your elbow. The vest only Goes down to your diaphram, showing the belly button and stomach. The leg piece only goes down to the knee cap, showing the shin.
Next update will feature a raise in the level cap to level 36. A new plenet will open up (lvls 31-36) where the enemy will be an alien race made up of humanoid dwarves who's boned are reinforced with natural occurring carbon fiber and their fond of arrows dipped in a neuro-toxin that will stop your heart in seconds..... Anyway, the boss is a giant dwarf who throws regular sizes dwarves at you. This boss will drop 3 ultra-rare vanity pieces. All 3 pieces (vest, sleeve and legs) will be small enough to fit a dwarf so when you out it on it will look like you were trying to squeeze into a toddlers Halloween costume. The sleeves will only go up to your elbow. The vest only Goes down to your diaphram, showing the belly button and stomach. The leg piece only goes down to the knee cap, showing the shin.
Teaya- Posts : 27
Join date : 2011-09-15
Age : 36
Location : USA
Ibehawaiian wrote:Maybe we should all make this suggestion to the SL developers:
Next update will feature a raise in the level cap to level 36. A new plenet will open up (lvls 31-36) where the enemy will be an alien race made up of humanoid dwarves who's boned are reinforced with natural occurring carbon fiber and their fond of arrows dipped in a neuro-toxin that will stop your heart in seconds..... Anyway, the boss is a giant dwarf who throws regular sizes dwarves at you. This boss will drop 3 ultra-rare vanity pieces. All 3 pieces (vest, sleeve and legs) will be small enough to fit a dwarf so when you out it on it will look like you were trying to squeeze into a toddlers Halloween costume. The sleeves will only go up to your elbow. The vest only Goes down to your diaphram, showing the belly button and stomach. The leg piece only goes down to the knee cap, showing the shin.
Priceless lololololololol!!!
Xlegion- Posts : 69
Join date : 2011-09-10
Age : 37
Location : Land of the Evil Mouse - Orlando, FL
perfect. You didn't tell me you worked with the devs... 
mintberycrnch- Posts : 22
Join date : 2011-09-11
Age : 40
Location : Arizona
"the boss is a giant dwarf who throws regular sizes dwarves at you"
EgoDeath- Posts : 201
Join date : 2011-09-08
Age : 37
Location : Stafford, VA
Correction: The boss is a homoerotic transvestite dwarf robot
EgoDeath- Posts : 201
Join date : 2011-09-08
Age : 37
Location : Stafford, VA
amputee.
Xlegion- Posts : 69
Join date : 2011-09-10
Age : 37
Location : Land of the Evil Mouse - Orlando, FL
In order to beat him, you have to find a giant baseball bat and hit the the thrown dwarves back at him/her, this causes him/her (it?) to stumble around (since his/her balance is off being an amputee) and make it trip on garden gnomes, which is what does the damage.
EgoDeath- Posts : 201
Join date : 2011-09-08
Age : 37
Location : Stafford, VA
And the baseball bat is actually one of its detachable genitalia.
Death by pointy gnome hat. This seems like it would be more suited for a pocket legends theme.
Death by pointy gnome hat. This seems like it would be more suited for a pocket legends theme.
-Eriksyn-- Posts : 56
Join date : 2011-09-15
Age : 41
Location : Houston
Wouldn't a giant dwarf be just a regular sized person?
Xlegion- Posts : 69
Join date : 2011-09-10
Age : 37
Location : Land of the Evil Mouse - Orlando, FL
Not if they are space gnomes. 
-Eriksyn-- Posts : 56
Join date : 2011-09-15
Age : 41
Location : Houston
Ah I stand corrected.
EgoDeath- Posts : 201
Join date : 2011-09-08
Age : 37
Location : Stafford, VA
Moral of the story being; LEGALIZE GNOME TOSSING!
Xlegion- Posts : 69
Join date : 2011-09-10
Age : 37
Location : Land of the Evil Mouse - Orlando, FL
Gnome tossing IS legal! It's dwarf tossing that is frowned upon. So go find some gnomes!!!
Dredlok- Posts : 36
Join date : 2011-09-10
Age : 47
Location : Hawaiian Kingdom
Maybe if we dress the dwarves up AS gnomes we can toss them due to this loophole.
Teaya- Posts : 27
Join date : 2011-09-15
Age : 36
Location : USA
Ibehawaiian wrote:Maybe if we dress the dwarves up AS gnomes we can toss them due to this loophole.
Loophole.... Lololololololol!!
Xlegion- Posts : 69
Join date : 2011-09-10
Age : 37
Location : Land of the Evil Mouse - Orlando, FL
WWGTL
World Wide Gnome Tossing League.
Like the olympics, but during the off season.
World Wide Gnome Tossing League.
Like the olympics, but during the off season.