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    mintberycrnch

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    Quick question

    Post by mintberycrnch on Sat Sep 24, 2011 10:50 pm

    Does your girlfriend fart in front of you guys?
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    Xlegion

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    Re: Quick question

    Post by Xlegion on Sun Sep 25, 2011 7:47 am

    My wife does. Lol
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    Re: Quick question

    Post by Dredlok on Sun Sep 25, 2011 1:34 pm

    Lmao.... They all go from pretending they don't even have bowel movements to farting while your heads under the covers. Where did the girl who didn't poop go?
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    Re: Quick question

    Post by mintberycrnch on Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:06 am

    Hahahaha. believe it or not, I have a friend whos been married for ten years and his wife wont fart in front of him. he says hes almost never even seen her poo. she will wait for him to go to work. Now me on the other hand, I was woken up by a loud fart in my face yesterday. my gf thinks farts are the funniest thing in the world.
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    Re: Quick question

    Post by Dredlok on Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:21 am

    In our house (me, my wife and 3 kids ages 8,10 & 12) we have a saying.... It's called a "smooth criminal". When you fart on someone by either all out farting on them or standing where you fart on them as they walk past you we say, "you've been hit by a smooth criminal". Lmao! Just an FYI. We even try to catch strangers in public... So if ever out of the blue you hear a kid saying "smooth criminal"..... You know da deal.


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    Re: Quick question

    Post by Admin on Mon Sep 26, 2011 1:15 am

    lol depends on the girl ... i fart the fiance leaves the room so i try to keep one ready incase i need space or an argument ender.... but women do fart occasionally she'll rip one and she may play it off or just ignore the fact im shocked she did it in front of me lmao


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    Re: Quick question

    Post by EgoDeath on Mon Sep 26, 2011 2:26 am

    Me and my ex used to have farting contests after dinner. She even tried to put me in the Dutch oven once, which ended with her being tied into a pretzel.


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    Xlegion

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    Re: Quick question

    Post by Xlegion on Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:53 am

    We taught our dog fart. He is always surprised it is him, whips his head around, sniffs, and leaves the room.
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    Re: Quick question

    Post by mintberycrnch on Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:14 pm

    How did you teach your dog to fart? Thats awesome by the way.
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    Re: Quick question

    Post by Xlegion on Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:21 pm

    mintberycrnch wrote:How did you teach your dog to fart? Thats awesome by the way.
    Same you train them to do anything, positive feedback whenever they do it (aka pet them/give them treats).
    Eventually the feel like it is a good thing. Just wish he could do it on command, that would be the perfect way to get rid of guests/in laws overstaying their welcome Twisted Evil

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