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    Xlegion

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    This always makes me laugh

    Post by Xlegion on Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:18 am

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_tossing

    Enjoy the ridiculousness that is the human being.
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    Re: This always makes me laugh

    Post by LegalShet on Wed Sep 14, 2011 12:58 pm

    Lol, WTF I'd probably get thrown around too
    im only i think 5 feet barely lol
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    Re: This always makes me laugh

    Post by Xlegion on Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:28 am

    "Tripod" for the win! lol
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    Re: This always makes me laugh

    Post by Dredlok on Mon Sep 19, 2011 6:58 am

    Lol @ tripod. How'd you ever come across that page on Wikipedia? That's to funny....
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    Re: This always makes me laugh

    Post by Xlegion on Mon Sep 19, 2011 8:01 am

    Ibehawaiian wrote:Lol @ tripod. How'd you ever come across that page on Wikipedia? That's to funny....
    I have a Canadian friend who mentioned something about it being a big (and controversial) event up there at college towns, so I thought I'd look it up. Truth is often funnier than fiction! Laughing
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    Re: This always makes me laugh

    Post by mintberycrnch on Tue Sep 20, 2011 1:20 pm

    Imagine thinking with your buddies, "what should we do tonigh? I know lets go dwarf tossing."
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    Re: This always makes me laugh

    Post by Dredlok on Tue Sep 20, 2011 2:04 pm

    Maybe we should all make this suggestion to the SL developers:

    Next update will feature a raise in the level cap to level 36. A new plenet will open up (lvls 31-36) where the enemy will be an alien race made up of humanoid dwarves who's boned are reinforced with natural occurring carbon fiber and their fond of arrows dipped in a neuro-toxin that will stop your heart in seconds..... Anyway, the boss is a giant dwarf who throws regular sizes dwarves at you. This boss will drop 3 ultra-rare vanity pieces. All 3 pieces (vest, sleeve and legs) will be small enough to fit a dwarf so when you out it on it will look like you were trying to squeeze into a toddlers Halloween costume. The sleeves will only go up to your elbow. The vest only Goes down to your diaphram, showing the belly button and stomach. The leg piece only goes down to the knee cap, showing the shin.
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    Re: This always makes me laugh

    Post by Teaya on Tue Sep 20, 2011 3:13 pm

    Ibehawaiian wrote:Maybe we should all make this suggestion to the SL developers:

    Next update will feature a raise in the level cap to level 36. A new plenet will open up (lvls 31-36) where the enemy will be an alien race made up of humanoid dwarves who's boned are reinforced with natural occurring carbon fiber and their fond of arrows dipped in a neuro-toxin that will stop your heart in seconds..... Anyway, the boss is a giant dwarf who throws regular sizes dwarves at you. This boss will drop 3 ultra-rare vanity pieces. All 3 pieces (vest, sleeve and legs) will be small enough to fit a dwarf so when you out it on it will look like you were trying to squeeze into a toddlers Halloween costume. The sleeves will only go up to your elbow. The vest only Goes down to your diaphram, showing the belly button and stomach. The leg piece only goes down to the knee cap, showing the shin.


    Priceless lololololololol!!! lol!
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    Re: This always makes me laugh

    Post by Xlegion on Tue Sep 20, 2011 6:42 pm

    perfect. You didn't tell me you worked with the devs... tongue
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    Re: This always makes me laugh

    Post by mintberycrnch on Tue Sep 20, 2011 7:18 pm

    "the boss is a giant dwarf who throws regular sizes dwarves at you"

    Very Happy
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    Re: This always makes me laugh

    Post by EgoDeath on Tue Sep 20, 2011 7:24 pm

    Correction: The boss is a homoerotic transvestite dwarf robot


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    Re: This always makes me laugh

    Post by EgoDeath on Tue Sep 20, 2011 7:24 pm

    amputee.


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    Re: This always makes me laugh

    Post by Xlegion on Tue Sep 20, 2011 7:26 pm

    In order to beat him, you have to find a giant baseball bat and hit the the thrown dwarves back at him/her, this causes him/her (it?) to stumble around (since his/her balance is off being an amputee) and make it trip on garden gnomes, which is what does the damage.
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    Re: This always makes me laugh

    Post by EgoDeath on Tue Sep 20, 2011 7:30 pm

    And the baseball bat is actually one of its detachable genitalia.

    Death by pointy gnome hat. This seems like it would be more suited for a pocket legends theme.


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    Re: This always makes me laugh

    Post by -Eriksyn- on Tue Sep 20, 2011 7:39 pm

    Wouldn't a giant dwarf be just a regular sized person?
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    Re: This always makes me laugh

    Post by Xlegion on Tue Sep 20, 2011 7:41 pm

    Not if they are space gnomes. Wink

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    Re: This always makes me laugh

    Post by -Eriksyn- on Tue Sep 20, 2011 7:46 pm

    Ah I stand corrected.
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    Re: This always makes me laugh

    Post by EgoDeath on Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:13 am

    Moral of the story being; LEGALIZE GNOME TOSSING!


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    Re: This always makes me laugh

    Post by Xlegion on Wed Sep 21, 2011 8:54 am

    Gnome tossing IS legal! It's dwarf tossing that is frowned upon. So go find some gnomes!!!
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    Re: This always makes me laugh

    Post by Dredlok on Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:11 pm

    Maybe if we dress the dwarves up AS gnomes we can toss them due to this loophole.
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    Re: This always makes me laugh

    Post by Teaya on Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:24 pm

    Ibehawaiian wrote:Maybe if we dress the dwarves up AS gnomes we can toss them due to this loophole.


    Loophole.... Lololololololol!!
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    Re: This always makes me laugh

    Post by Xlegion on Wed Sep 21, 2011 3:51 pm

    WWGTL

    World Wide Gnome Tossing League.

    Like the olympics, but during the off season.

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